Reblogged from iheartgot
Hello. I reblog a lot of things.
torchwood cast: a summary
Ladies and Gentlemen, The Innuendo Squad!
(via fndungeonmom)
The reason Canadian’s are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.
As a Canadian, I understand and approve this post.
@anderfalling explain??????
(via alder-greatly-approves)
The most perfect loop in Vine history?
I’ve been watching this for three hours and the bottle still has pills in it what the fuck
(via gaminegay)
pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:
words i use in every sentence:
- no
- stop
- dude
- literally
- like
- seriously
- fuck
That’s a sentence right there
Forwards and backwards
You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence
ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr
(via thatcameoutwrong)
Thank god.
so you gon trade “emotionless” sex crazed creatures for emotionless sex crazed machines….okay
At least androidfucker9000 comes with a vibrating dick and endless stamina.
i mean you risking gettin killed if either one malfunction though.
Then Imma get killed with some good dick
Like dealing with human males isn’t a life threatening endeavor on the regular
^^^^^^basically
He can go bots deep if he wants to, at least I won’t have to fake it anymore because some fool couldn’t reach my G-spot.
what if they just made out of cold plastic and dont have eyes or nuffin dont you think that would be weird
What’s the difference between that and actual men?
@bealiveplaydead
Reading these comments
Men have disappointed women extremely including sexually so idk why some of yall are surprised that some women think this way. Aint much different than a vibrator anyway
Bish bye!! Where’s the sign up sheet damnit 😂
(via thatcameoutwrong)
the government literally wanted to nuke new york and now THEY’RE the ones telling the avengers that they’ve caused too much damage i literally
#well at least it’s 100% in character with how a government would act (via)
(via deansmom)
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOULTHIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots
(via clockworkrobotic)
